Gibson's Gadgets — Inventing the Future (Badly)

THE MISSION

Solving problems the world absolutely did not know it had.

MECHANICAL INGENUITY

If it spins, it is science. If it doesn't spin, it will — soon.

DOGGED PATENT SEEKING

No idea is too small. No application too poorly written.

UNWAVERING OPTIMISM

Even when the prototype catches fire. Especially then.

PROTOTYPE
v0.3

★ CURRENT PROJECT ★

THE AUTO-REFILLING
COFFEE REFILLER™

A coffee cup that refills itself. From a second, larger coffee cup. Which must also be refilled. By hand. By you. It does technically work.

97%functional

3small fires

∞dreams

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⚡ NOW INVENTING ⚡ PATENT PENDING ETERNALLY ⚡ APPROVED BY SCIENCE* ⚡ *NOT REALLY ⚡ DR. GIBSON ESQ. ⚡ FOILED AGAIN BY SHIESTY ⚡ NOW INVENTING ⚡ PATENT PENDING ETERNALLY ⚡ APPROVED BY SCIENCE* ⚡ *NOT REALLY ⚡ DR. GIBSON ESQ. ⚡ FOILED AGAIN BY SHIESTY ⚡ ⚡ NOW INVENTING ⚡ PATENT PENDING ETERNALLY ⚡ APPROVED BY SCIENCE* ⚡ *NOT REALLY ⚡ DR. GIBSON ESQ. ⚡ FOILED AGAIN BY SHIESTY ⚡ NOW INVENTING ⚡ PATENT PENDING ETERNALLY ⚡ APPROVED BY SCIENCE* ⚡ *NOT REALLY ⚡ DR. GIBSON ESQ. ⚡ FOILED AGAIN BY SHIESTY ⚡

⚠ ONGOING THREAT ⚠

MR. SHIESTY
AT LARGE

Once again, a promising invention has been thwarted by the shadowy figure known only as Mr. Shiesty. His methods are dastardly. His motives are unclear. His timing is suspiciously perfect.

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GIBSON-SIGNAL ACTIVATED

Dr. Gibson is on his way.

…he is getting in the van.

…he is finding his keys.

…he may just be a dad named Kevin.

Hi.

I'm Kevin.

I have two kids.

Thanks for visiting.