2026-04-11
Coffee-Refilling Auto-Refiller™ v0.2 mysteriously empty upon inspection.
Suspect reportedly whistling in the kitchen.
2026-04-03
Sock Pairing Optical Array identified six pairs as "one sock."
Subject discovered nearby with three extra socks.
2026-03-29
The Key-Finder Key-Finder vanishes. Subject says, "Bummer, man."
2026-03-21
Prototype of The Self-Folding Laundry folded TOWARD the laundry.
Shiesty heard laughing.
2026-03-14
Dr. Gibson's blueprints replaced with a drawing of a duck.
A good duck, admittedly.