PATENT PENDING
№ 001

The Auto-Refilling
Coffee Refiller™

A coffee cup that refills itself — from a larger cup.

★★★★☆ 3 fires

fig.001 — "the mug-to-mug highway"

APPROVED*
№ 002

Sock Pairing
Optical Array

A camera that finds your other sock. It is wrong 40% of the time.

★★★☆☆ *by Dr. Gibson

fig.002 — "the one-sock seer"

DO NOT BUILD
№ 003

The Mostly-Reasonable
Alarm Clock

Wakes you only if you want to be awake. It decides.

★★★★★ sentient

fig.003 — "do you really mean it"

PATENT PENDING
№ 004

The Self-Opening
Umbrella 2.0

Opens the instant it detects rain. Often detects "rain" indoors.

★★☆☆☆ enthusiastic

fig.004 — "it is trying its best"

APPROVED*
№ 005

The Toast
Consolidator

Combines two pieces of toast into one piece of toast.

★★★★☆ tastes fine

fig.005 — "bread singularity engine"

RECALLED
№ 006

The Key-Finder
Key-Finder

A device for finding keys. Also lost. We are looking.

★★★☆☆ missing

fig.006 — "it had one job"

UPCOMING RELEASES

№ 007 The Dog-to-English Translator (Works Only On One Dog) Q4 2026
№ 008 Self-Folding Laundry (Folds At You, Not For You) Q5 2026
№ 009 The Sandwich Stabilizer UNCLEAR
№ 010 A Ladder That Goes Down NEVER